Happy Teacher's Day#2

Yes today is Happy Teacher's Day (Selamat Hari Guru) to all the teachers of this country and the world but most importantly to my teachers (where ever you are).
Interesting SMS received by me

#1 by Koay Tian Soo (original one of course)
School is like cinema, Lessons in class are like what are shown today, just look at the list of shows in GSC (see list).
To some students, teachers are like Angels & Demons. Either they are The Uninvited or I Love You, Man.
Most of the time, students are the Power Kids; Teachers like Paul Blart: Mall (Pasar) Cop.
To go to school must be like A Night in Museum pt 2. But for most of teachers, it is like going to Battle for Terra.
For both students and teachers, expectation from both sides are to Make It Happen but it will have to be Fast & Furious 4 both of us

#2 by Cheah Thim Tuck
Teacher is like Pepsi "Ask for more", Teacher is likeNike "Just do it" Teacher is like Nokia "Connecting People" Teacher is like McD "I'm loving it" Teacher is likeToyota "Moving forward" Teacher is like Adidas "impossible is nothing"

#3 by Yeap Ah Beng
There can be coffe without susu, nights without lampu, Curry without lembu, Burgers without keju, but not school without cikgu (... are you sure hoh)

#4 by Yeoh Liew Heong
Who is greater a mother or a teacher? (puzzle...puzzle) Surely answer is .... Teacher-lah...(shit, teacher hau lean one)...... Because a mother can put only one child to sleep but a teacher ..... puts the whole class to sleep