Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year 2010, Goodbye 2009

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight, a special night. 

Let it signify new and better things for all of us, 

let it signify a realisation of all things we wish for, 

Let it signify a year of courage and believes, 

Wishing all of you a very...very...very prosperous new year

What a year to remember!


 


Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!

And congratulations to the Form 3s! Heard that you had created history in PMR.... HM laughing like Santa... hOH HOHHHHHH

Luckily no need for me to bring out the Milo tin ... this year AAagain ....

Friday, November 20, 2009

Freed at last

No more ExaMachs, yes, long peaceful morning with quiet, serene atmosphere, plus maybe breakfast in bed....
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Biopaper 2 done!

Bio paper 2 just ended, finished kaput! So how is it? My prediction correct or not, hee hee.. no lingam pls....
Any way got another paper 1 to go so make sure u go for it if this one knocks you out.
The fat lady hadn't sung yet.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Wasabi party by 3A2Machs

Party by 3A2 at 1010! Real surprise to know that the ExaMachs can spring a surprise party (more of Wasabi party with delicious sushi by MF and KH (actually mom)'s FMH. Walloping one plate of FMH, 2 small pieces of KFC (must grab) and one drink. Interesting challenges of wasabi covered crackers and cakes.

Pass or Fail - my decision is final

Friday, November 06, 2009

ExaMachs Graduated???

Same scenario every year, different examachs, anyway congratulations to all that managed to survive (oops machines got what to survive on hoh!)

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Biology STPM 2009 Prediction

Will this be true? Sure la.. This is an accurate true prediction. See this link for verification.





Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Biology STPM 2009 Prediction


I will post my accurate biology prediction tomorrow. My crystal ball just about to clear up.

you will have to email your address to me to be invited to see it.

Get Yourself Invited

From tomorrow onwards until 25 Nov 2009, this blog will only be open to invited readers for STPM biology prediction. Please sent your email address to me or post it in the comment section.
I do welcomed your interest in this blog.
For public viewers, sorry for this. Hope to see you after 25 November 2009.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Jack and the beanstalk

See how wrong the textbooks can be..
who says that growth is maximum at
14-15 years?
I think Jitsinians grow at form 4, why?
Exam retards, so XaMachs stop growing at
form 3. New theory. Prove - see picture

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Free Form Fall


Freedom for form 3 so it is time for games such as UNO (U No Ommph!) and Chinese Chess (Chase) in class.








The 3 ggs are happily showing how pleased they are to be free.... yeah!
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Friday, October 16, 2009

Darwin and Tree of Life



Interesting video clip from BBC on Darwin and Tree of life.
All about Darwin on these links
  1. http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/
  2. http://www.nature.com/news/specials/darwin/index.html

Thursday, October 08, 2009

PMR Exam


PMR Exam is in its 2nd day going to third.. another three more days and it is over... good luck to all my PMR students.. Science not so difficult mah.. see I told you so... any body already getting ready his/her Milo tin !!!!!!

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Natural selection #3

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Natural selection #2

Natural selection #1


Interesting game, U6B2 role playing as game wardens, predators, breeders and biologists.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Interesting blog site


Interesting blog site for Biology students.

Monday, September 07, 2009

D-day for U6

Can't wait for tomorrow to come? For the brave one, step-la in front of the bullets and see whether u can survive or not.
For the chickens who had already died, well, who cares right?
It's between you and me, lol
For, winning is the game, as the winner takes it all and the loser has to fall......
Enjoy the exam.. and .... if you can't answer, then what to do ... ha .... just say I love you.....
ha ha ha

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Best XaMach Pose


It is tough life for XaMachs especially the junior XaMachs of Form 3.
After only 5 days of battle of the brain, some starts to get burnout and therefore decided to take a nap ... in the hour????? What happened to the "kiasu" syndrome? Is this the start of an evolution?

Vote the best pose for sleeping during exam.
1 - total flat out style
2 - sleep but still holding on to the pencil style
3 - turtle style (see only the head not the face)
4 - sleep thinking style

Xam Season


The neighbours of JitSin for once can have some not so noisy day. Even the ghosts are happy for a while as all the XaMachs are busy clanking their brains. Don't you feel hot today? Brain energy converted to heat energy ... What law hoh?

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Chi-squared


Note:
The calculated chi-square value (0.xxxx)is found to be (lower/higher)than the value (0.xxxx) given in the chi-square table (p = 0.05, df = x). Therefore, the deviation is not significant and the result fits the xx:xx:xx ratio.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Malaysians e-meowing each other in english... 2019????


Interesting email ... Read aloud carefully, very carefully

Dear Ah Lian


Thanks you for your letter.
Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find...
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok poperly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a softwhere company now. Last week he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to MayNonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years of Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.
Goo bye....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng
(PS, who is he... do not ask me, OK! :)


Thursday, August 06, 2009

Movie in class

even have to squat as my class is so popular and always full-house

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Cornfield


Remember, Mendel is a patient and trustful person. So, enjoy counting the corn (at least you have the luxury of sitting in the cosy (yet to be air-cond) lab. Make sure you accept your null hypothesis otherwise, you are in trouble.....

Petroleum Pentruplet


One, two, three... light... Happy birthday to sir.....

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dancing Queen in Jit Sin????




Shin Ying's sexy brother in action ... all Jitsin gone bonkers... ha ha ha!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Egg Parachute

How to save an egg from its peril when dropping it with a parachute from the 4th floor of a building?
Use a parachute-la... as if I do not know.
How big is the parachute?
Do not know!... ExaMachs..... see here and here too

Thursday, July 23, 2009

LPK or LPN

Can you identify the Lau Pang Kong or the Lau Pang Neoah?

The Bug Burners

See how enthusiastic are the two burners.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Flower, Flower Everywhere

Flame of the Forest and Dendrobium flowers today beautified the Biology lab after the gruelsome dissection/murder of the rats in the past few weeks.
Flower girls busy picking up the flowers and some trying to emulate Ronaldo the Softy (qoute from Paris Hilton) in flower wearing fashion.
Kingdom Plantae – Plants
Subkingdom Tracheobionta – Vascular plants
Superdivision Spermatophyta – Seed plants
Division Magnoliophyta – Flowering plants
Class Liliopsida – Monocotyledons
Subclass Liliidae
Order Orchidales
Family Orchidaceae – Orchid family
Genus Dendrobium Sw. – dendrobium
Kingdom Plantae – Plants
Subkingdom Tracheobionta – Vascular plants
Superdivision Spermatophyta – Seed plants
Division Magnoliophyta – Flowering plants
Class Magnoliopsida – Dicotyledons
Subclass Rosidae
Order Fabales
Family Fabaceae – Pea family
Genus Delonix Raf. – delonix

Yeah, Yeah we got fan

Finally, we got 2 extra fans in the Biology lab even though global warming had increased
I am still waiting for an air-con to be installed. After so many ex-students had graduated with high pay, none can afford to donate one. OMG
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Another ex-student

Teng Sin Yee (xstu 05) paid me a visit in school today. Good to see you, Sin Yee.

Starfish and what a story

Given in the school assembly by the great Mr Goay, the story of a small boy and thousands of starfish on the beach touches many lives (but does it touches any minds?)
What is a starfish?
Why do the starfishes get washed up on the beach?
Will the starfish live when it is thrown back into the sea?
Is it wise to pick up a starfish with a bare hand?
Creative tale require creative mind to ponder and synthesize these remarkable questions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_star
http://www.allsands.com/science/animals/starfishinforma_vaa_gn.htm (Today, starfish live close to the sea around the world and typically stay in groups of forty or more. Most starfish live in the deepest parts of the sea and are often found hiding under rocks or in tide pools. Starfish are sometimes carried into shore during high tide. These are the starfish you may commonly see on the sand or close to shore. Because starfish can only survive two hours out of water, it's recommended that you leave starfish where you find them)

Active or not, huh!

In this hazy morning, the whole of Jit Sin family headed by the the principal decided to have an aerobic exercise (more of a dance to me) in conjunction with the Fitness Week!



Will this 40-minutes exercise increases the stamina of the teachers and students?I had more exercise in the lecture hall and the classroom than this.
There are more yawning students in the class (well, it is as expected since XamMachines are machines.. lo)

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Swine Flu or Influenza A (H1N1)


Interesting article from the Newsweek magazine May11/18 2009

Metal speakers

Which one is not a metal head?
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Answer: The one that looks like a wood head ..lo

Exam Machines Doing Practical Work

Can pick any mistakes make by ExMachs in this lab?
























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